Top Ten Reasons I Loathe The Summer
9. Sweaty people.
8. Fat people in bathing suits.
7. Cooling down just doesn't happen fast enough.
6. Not a fan of sunburns.
5. People stink. Its as if they don't notice they need deoderant, but everyone walking by does.
4. The sun melts my car.
3. Smokey the Bear gets really angry if you light a fire in the forest.
2. I live far, far, far from an ocean.
1. No Christmas presents.
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